The following is how I would Tweet my activities on Twitter in 140 words or less IF I possessed a BlueTooth or some other fancy gadget that many folks who are on Twitter 24/7 must use (do they Twitter from the loo I wonder?).
08:15 Alarm went off-overcast day-ready for appointment for wibble wobble with dermo #diabetes
08:25 Realise after taking crap/feeding cats-appointment with dermo is @09h00 NOT 10h00.Moving my buttocks.Oh double crap!
08:35 No time to have breakie/test #bgnow(bad, bad, bad)-heading off-not big lover of AM traffic BS
08:40 Oh heck.Where is this place?Foreign territory of Montreal.Wow.Can drive while Tweeting.Cool .. NOT REALLY
08:55 Just presented health card.Love #Quebec Medicare.Sitting in exam room.Waiting for dermo GP.Lots of stuff to read on skin
08:59 #bgnow #bgwed 9.3 mmol/l or 167 mg/dl. New basal rate sucks.Swore I was low.Nerves at seeing white coat I think?
09:03 Wonder if they’ll notice sample of SPF70 cream, etc. missing They are there for the taking-right?Educating self on moles
09:07 Dermo dude is cute & young.Used to old dudes prodding me.Nice change of pace for me.I hate seeing doctors
09:15 Weeble wobble in left ear is ok.It can be cosmetically removed if I want.It’s part of me just like #diabetes is :)
09:20 Talk about dry skin.Very prominent with #diabetes.Gives me some good advise for winter time.
09:21 Dermo thinks it’s neat what I do within D-OC – he says “hi” to everyone on Tweeter about #diabetes, etc.
09:30 Dermo confirms I have rosacea(he does 2).Mine is mild.He can lazer it in Jan if I want.No thx like my glow :)
10:00 Now at fav Jewish bakery-picking up cheese bagels w/REAL sugar sprinkles(they tried to sell me fake stuff-no way)
10:20 Just went thru’ fancy health food store-don’t have any @VitaCoco-say USA has bought up all supplies-none in Canada now-frak!
10:28 Trying to find ingredients for @Sugabetic chicken pot pie at Loblaws-no heart healthy Bisquick in Canada :( #dfeast
10:55 Stuck at traffic light.Starting to rain.Waving at another #Smart driver.They didn’t see my idiotic grin
11:08 At pharmacy 2 get NovoRapid / #bgnow test strips.Told prescriptions needs renewal-they will let me have drugs for now until I see endo :S
11:15 Pharm assistant who has #diabetes tells me where to find endo w/pump experience-in French part of town-sigh-would need translator-sigh
11:31 #bgnow #bgwed 5.1 mmol/l | 92 – double espresso & cheese bagel-time to relax-then start work on new #diabetes #dblog
11:33 RT @DiabetesSocMed: Today is one of my favorite days of the week(diabetes social media advocacy) #DSMA Wednesday 9pm EST
PLEASE NOTE: Some readers actually think I tweeted all of this - I DID NOT - I just decided to write my blog in a different format today (artistic form?). Though all of what I "tweeted" did occur except for the doctor saying hi - that was a joke. Also, I do not own a Bluetooth, IPhone, cell phone. End of story.